If…. vampires were real we should carry around a cross and garlic. It all relies on the false premise. Insulting someone is not a hate crime anywhere in the US. It is only a hate crime when it includes actions. The law in this article very clearly says acts of violence against people and property must be included. Your premises is false. As Ayn Rand warned, “Check your premises.” Most false conclusions are the result of bogus premises such as yours.